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marval

Counts

I opened a small accountancy practice which I named 'Counts'. Business was pretty poor until I realised that the 'o' had fallen off the sign outside the office....
15:24 Wed 06th Jul 20164 answers, last by piggynose 15:19 Fri 08th Jul 2016
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sunny-dave

France Germany Euro 2016

Match comment follows ...
20:49 Thu 07th Jul 201619 answers, last by jambutty 17:26 Fri 08th Jul 2016
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Neveracrossword

Private Eye 577

6. Sting wrong to throttle wife -led off (7) ???n?l?
13:28 Wed 06th Jul 20167 answers, last by Neveracrossword 13:40 Wed 06th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

A Jumper...

I know of someone who jumped off a bridge in Paris. He was in Seine....
12:56 Wed 06th Jul 20163 answers, last by marval 15:18 Wed 06th Jul 2016
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Smowball

Wallpapering Advice Please!

Ok I've decided to wallpaper alone wall in my hallway. Really small wall - only about 4 feet wide, with a radiator on it. Never wallpapered before so any advice??
21:39 Tue 05th Jul 201616 answers, last by scorpiojo 19:53 Sun 31st Jul 2016
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marval

Big Red Lobster

A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster Tales, £5 each." Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, "Five pounds each for lobster tails. Is that...
18:53 Tue 05th Jul 20165 answers, last by zabado 09:35 Wed 06th Jul 2016
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sunny-dave

A Great Summer Of Sport ...

... sadly (unless you are able to actually watch everything live) it is currently being seriously compromised by unthinking thread titles (let alone the content of the first post) here on AB. I'm...
21:56 Mon 04th Jul 201620 answers, last by Barmaid 14:36 Tue 05th Jul 2016
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befabob

M&s Sales Dates?

I know M&S don't announce sales in advance (to avoid a drop in normal sales before the dates) but does anyone have a start date for this year's summer sale in the M&S stores?...
11:32 Sat 02nd Jul 20161 answer, last by zebo 14:11 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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mikey4444

Tonights Top Gear

I was unsure why I sat through all the usual childish drivel....until the last few minutes when the Ginger one drove that beautiful MGB ! I want one !...
21:21 Sun 03rd Jul 201611 answers, last by baza 18:52 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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EDDIE51

Stansted Airport Arrivals Parking?

I have to pick someone up Stansted Airport at Midnight Thursday I am told you have to pay to park even just to pick someone up. Looked at the airport web site for parking and it says there is a £3...
23:42 Sat 02nd Jul 201612 answers, last by zebo 11:50 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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ToraToraTora

F1, Well Done Lewis....

despite the best efforts of his enemies within the team, hamilton thwarts their plans. well done.
15:44 Sun 03rd Jul 201617 answers, last by Bazile 02:02 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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wolf63

Military Joke

During a lecture to a Combined Services Staff Officers' course an instructor posed the question: "What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?" A RN officer said he would stamp on it; an...
10:59 Sat 02nd Jul 20169 answers, last by Grimaldi 23:23 Wed 06th Jul 2016
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ToraToraTora

Come On Wales.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36675872 England were appalling, do better, please!...
15:09 Fri 01st Jul 201660 answers, last by zebo 07:51 Sat 02nd Jul 2016
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vernonk

Worst Summer Weather

Worst summer weather I've ever known in the UK. You?
07:02 Mon 27th Jun 201613 answers, last by TTG 17:18 Tue 05th Jul 2016
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hc4361

Does Anyone Remember

Sticky sausages in school dinners? The skins were gluey...
17:12 Fri 01st Jul 201673 answers, last by Caran 23:27 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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mikey4444

New Archers Thread

I have started a new Archers thread, as our previous one has disappeared again !
08:00 Tue 31st May 201649 answers, last by zebo 21:32 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Bazile

Judas Iscariot ?

Is Michael Gove counting his thirty pieces of silver ?...
17:43 Thu 30th Jun 201639 answers, last by Marshwarble 12:15 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Samuraisan

Blood Men

Iam so angry. Last night the battery conked out on our car ( funniky enough the day aftr we collected from the garage for a check up. Themechanic had put water in and so on) anyway the tow truck came...
10:21 Fri 01st Jul 201611 answers, last by Samuraisan 18:16 Sat 02nd Jul 2016
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marval

Football

Why is football (soccer) played for 45 minutes in each half? Why not 30 minutes, 40, 50 or an hour? Here's the reason why (hardly anybody knows): There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each...
21:19 Thu 30th Jun 201610 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:55 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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ToraToraTora

Well The Germans Still Love Us!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36663781...
09:53 Thu 30th Jun 201613 answers, last by Khandro 23:38 Thu 30th Jun 2016

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