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Brinjal

Corny but fun

Corny but fun These are very corny but may cause you to smile! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message -...
16:26 Fri 15th Jun 201212 answers, last by Brinjal 07:31 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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TWR

Posts from Abroad.

I see there are a few post's from abroad, is there anyone from Tenerife on? or anyone else in Europe?
18:58 Sat 16th Jun 201221 answers, last by TWR 19:15 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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mrs_overall

Sleeping with a snorer

Well, being honest, I lie awake next to a snorer. Can anyone recommend some decent earplugs? I bought some foam type things from Boots that you compress and then stick in your ear before they expand...
18:25 Fri 15th Jun 201256 answers, last by antisnoring 09:59 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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mike11111

Location?

Have just finished watching the repeat of the first episode of Midsomer Murders with Neil Dudgeon. The opening scene shows DC Jones showing his new boss around the town, including a walk over the...
23:29 Thu 14th Jun 201215 answers, last by ummmm 00:10 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

Arsenal v Westham.

A teacher asks her class if they're Arsenal fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Ok, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "Westham United miss ." "Why's...
22:12 Thu 14th Jun 20129 answers, last by Jemisa 10:56 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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Smowball

if you found a winning lottery ticket.....

What would you do with it? Just say you saw a ticket laying on the floor somewhere public,maybe a pub or shop - picked it up and stuck it in your pocket. then you get home and check the numbers....and...
14:04 Thu 14th Jun 201235 answers, last by mike11111 20:55 Thu 14th Jun 2012
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sp1814

Where do you think bacon comes from?

A third of 16-23 year olds don't know it comes from pigs. A third don't know where milk comes from and...and...only two thirds knew that eggs came from chilckens. Not so much a question as a 'sheesh'...
07:54 Thu 14th Jun 201267 answers, last by sp1814 21:13 Thu 14th Jun 2012
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marval

UFO

A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in...
21:37 Wed 13th Jun 201212 answers, last by zebo 19:26 Thu 14th Jun 2012
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zebo

South African Records

This is a long shot, does anyone have access to the SA version of Ancestry, Ancestry24.com? I'm trying to find the details of the death of a distant relative. Fingers crossed!
11:38 Thu 14th Jun 20123 answers, last by zebo 18:50 Thu 14th Jun 2012
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devil99

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How do i change my Avatar picture?
19:01 Wed 13th Jun 201211 answers, last by factorfiction 19:51 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Gallifrey

Mephisto

Stuck on this clue,would appreciate help with it.thank you. 23 down- What causes a stink on the Web?(6)??TN??...
19:35 Wed 13th Jun 20127 answers, last by Gallifrey 19:55 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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fredkins

Holidays.

Hi, has anyone got their holidays booked up,and if so where are you going this summer.
07:38 Wed 13th Jun 201271 answers, last by chaptazbru 16:59 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

The Pub Bet...

Two blokes were in a pub , and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed some bloke on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you £10 if...
23:30 Tue 12th Jun 20123 answers, last by Kiki-frog 11:10 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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trt

My driving Licence run out in Febuary.....

Just realized tonight, didn't have a reminder etc, can I do it on-line as knowing my luck will get pulled over if I drive tomorrow?
21:33 Tue 12th Jun 201221 answers, last by Dee Sa 03:14 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

What is Your fantacy?...

This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home...
15:32 Tue 12th Jun 20127 answers, last by tonyav 16:19 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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anotheoldgit

Olympic salute to Hitler defeat.

http://www.dailymail....opening-ceremony.html I along with the rest are all for show of a little patriotism, but do you think it is appropriate for part of the opening ceremony to "MENTION THE...
15:34 Mon 11th Jun 201240 answers, last by em10 16:27 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Hopkirk

Which supermarket?

If there was a branch of each major supermarket equal distances from your home, which one would you go to?
09:44 Tue 12th Jun 201255 answers, last by pips1 23:31 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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ronnietoon

ffs

missed the goal unblocking a toilet
17:34 Mon 11th Jun 20124 answers, last by zebo 11:07 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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venator

Don't we care about our language?

The Queen's English Society is to close for lack of interest. A sad commentary on the steady decline of standards.. At least, the Apostrophe Protection Society is still in business......
17:29 Mon 11th Jun 201236 answers, last by venator 11:53 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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BayBoy1

Cameron.

MR Cameron and wife in charge of eight year old daughter.???? Mr cameron in charge of the UK ????? Help,
10:19 Mon 11th Jun 201222 answers, last by em10 18:44 Mon 11th Jun 2012

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