BiddyGrotto

[Robinia]

It seems we're not getting any changes on AB 'til after xmas so I've set up a grotto for us. Sorry it's a bit like a scene from Great Expectations but I've sprayed a few cobwebs silver & blown the dust off me doileys so please come in & sit down.
What do all the biddies/grumps want to find in their wrinkly stockings this year then? Do you like all this festivity or will you be the grumpy gran/grandpa from hell this year?
Please feel free to take a present out of the bran tub as you leave by the way. Contents may be unidentifiable....oops sorry...be varied.

[netibiza]

Robinia - I've got an unidentified tin of soup from the Bran Tub - why aren't I surprised. At this rate it'll be Biddy grotty. I'd like to find Barry Manilow in my wrinkley stocking but I suspect he'll be in his own. What ever happened to the new promised topic, whatever it was??? Eh ABEd????

[B00]

I'll only come if Vinny is Santa again this year ;-)

What?????

I gotta get my jollies where I can at my age you know!

[aka pixi]

woo hoo I got a half a hoola hoop, cheers robinia

[AB Editor]

Hi ma biddies,

Goodness, I feel terrible that you are now writing from the ole Grotto! Although I've "heard" that is the only place to get a decent Highball nowadays.

As netti so graciously noticed, we have indeed a missing promised category. The "All Questions" category. Well, it appears it's alot more "tech heavy" than our own Tech Heavies can handle at the moment. Somehow my recommendation of "pressing that button there" was not particularly helpful. It has been temporarily canned.

Merry wishes to all the biddies!

AB Editor

[Robinia]

<<<<....Aaahh....aahhh...choooooooo!!!.....>>>

Oh do excuse me, it's the dust...yes Ed see what we've had to make do with, no nice roomy category for us. Sorry about the gift but neti might do a swap with you. Maybe shaneystar will be along soon with some hot toddies in her shopping trolley to cheer things up.

neti we'll make sure there's plenty of Baz on the juke box....BOO I'm sure Vinny will be only too happy to be Santa, the outfit will cunningly diguise the intravenous Becks drip...pixi, sorry about that, the other half crumbled when I stood on it.

Maybe Ed will fill up the tub with nice pressies for us....??

[netibiza]

.......and who is going to to be the fairy on top of the tree?? Can Vinny do that aswell???? giggle

[shaneystar2]

Hello...Miss Haversham here ! My Christmas cake has gone all crumbly ! I think the mice must have been nibbling round it.
I think I shall have to send Jacob Marley round to see ED.

In the meantime hot toddies and cheese on toast all round girls !
Vinny will make a good Santa..but I won't be sitting on his lap!

[Robinia]

The post appears to already have been filled here neti

Not sure which ABer it is - anyone you know?

[Robinia]

Hi Miss H!! Quick, wrap a slice of that cheese on toast & throw it in the tub, we'll be out of gifts by tonight. So what's Santa bringing you?.....wow, this toddy's got a kick, I'm only used to snowballs....

[netibiza]

That looks a bit like me last weekend when I was all dressed up for my wedding anniversary. I think we are Ed's favorites - bet he/she/it wishes the whole world was full of Biddybankers!!!!!!

shaneystar2 why have you changed your username (us biddies are very suspicious) you are not a youngster I hope!!!!

[Robinia]

Don't worry neti shaneystar2 is bony fido!!

[woofgang]

(totters in with a armfull of parcels for the bran tub wrapped in last years carefully ironed and re used paper. Fishes out a handful of bran before adding them.) Lovely, just what I need, won't need to ask Santa for a bumper box of mulled wine flavour fibogel now. I love the festivities, especially when they are about me getting presents and i'd like a bottle of wincarnis in my stocking please.

[netibiza]

Oh woofgang they weren't really bran flakes, they were cork chippings - bet you're swelling up right now. Daren't give you anything to drink now until you've "been""

[shaneystar2]

It is me netti...honest injun!
I had to change my username.Well ..didn't have to... but in view of imposters on the site and all that kerfuffle,and someone with a similar name all bar one letter... I thought it wise to do so .I was a bit wary. However ,computer dunce that I am, loused up and got booted out so had to reregister.

[netibiza]

That's allright then shaneystar2 just don't be wanting them youngsters popping in on our biddybank oo arrr they haven't lived!!!!! So when are we having the Biddybank Christmas Ball. I'll wear me best silver lurex leggings and shell suit jacket. Gorgeous I'll be!!!!

[Robinia]

Hiya woofgang - hive a drank...er, drive a hank... oopsh too many toddies.....
Is that something moving in the tub?...neti?....it's only 3 in the afternoon you know!

[Robinia]

By the way, if anybody gets two corn plasters on a piece of elastic in their gift I want it back please. I've decided this 60's bra-less look's not for me anymore.

[netibiza]

This morning when I got up, my bra broke, so I swore, got two legs in one knicker leg, so I swore, and put my jumper on back to front so was a bit annoyed. Does this make me a cross dresser!!!

[woofgang]

thanks for the warning....umm anyone want a bran muffin??

[VINNY100_2]

Are be Santa Boo....shaneystar..you can sit on my lap......if your..worried about getting off again..im..sure we could..muster..up. something to give you a slight lift..he he...!ive been in the bran tub..um..someone's old pair of choppers!stuck to me beard...Ho..Ho..ho..good job i had me pants on....( :)now where's that..intro..venus...thingy..for ..me..becks..!