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BiddyGrotto
What do all the biddies/grumps want to find in their wrinkly stockings this year then? Do you like all this festivity or will you be the grumpy gran/grandpa from hell this year?
Please feel free to take a present out of the bran tub as you leave by the way. Contents may be unidentifiable....oops sorry...be varied.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Ive been on the internit...and the nurse says....me beards fine...Robinia..but keep washing it with carbolic soap...!and brush with a fine comb...hope it dont put you off sitting on me lap..( :)ho...ho..!
Blimey..peri..nearly put you birthday on last night...must go back to specsavers.....! hope its not to cold where your going shaney...you..dont want a cold schnapp!(:)
phew - nipped to the local shops for some soup & a nice brown loaf & I've just spluttered it all over the place laughing at Vinny!! Hang on, I'll spit on me hanky & wipe your faces...
Peri you'll look fab. I'll wear the crochet one, I must remember to wear a bra tho' ! Has anybody found it yet?
So neti what will you be wearing? I'll bring the dressing -up box if you like, some gems in there....pvc hot pants ??
Was thinking of wearing my 70's suede hotpants but unfortunately they seem to have shrunk by about 4 sizes, so it will have to be my best pink and blue crimpolene dress with a nice knitted little white cardi. It looks really something with my black fish nets and pink slipper boots. Watch out here I come........... must dig out that really nice bright orange lipstick and blue eyeshadow. Wish I could find my teeth though!!!
Were they your choppers gessoo?I think Vinny got 'em stuck in his beard when he bent over the tub - well that was his story!
Where's smudge btw? Once she gets a whiff of brandy & babycham she'll be here I expect.
Any hairdressers about? I fancy a nice feather cut - or it'll have to be the scary rainbow afro wig.
We are off to Germany robinia.
Not a happy bunny today .
I have to have three teeth out next week ,very joyful..I have a stonking cold at the moment ..it's my brothers Golden wedding on the 18th and I shall be grinning not smiling at all my relatives for lack of teeth !! I just hope I get the new ones before the occasion. Failing that I shall just have to get myself off to Biddyford Asap.With no teeth I should fit in fine!
Vincent James!! you're being very mischevious today! smudge will be changing that Devon news for sandpaper when she sees you heading out the back....
ooooh shaneystar poor you! We'll have to puree the mince pies for you. Hope your Taboo doesn't clash with my Evening in Paris.
gessoo control yourself woman! Remember your blood pressure or you'll have the grove of xmas past coming to haunt!!
mullein don't fret about your hair - I'm just one shade short of trollop! Forever young would be a nice name but if we hide under the disguise of BiddyBank then we'll keep all the silly 'kiddies' out! We can all act as daft as we want once the door's shut.
neti I had a bridesmaid frock from the late 60's. It was orange silk shift style with a lace coat over the top...mmm wonder if it's still in the loft?... & the white slingbacks...