AB Virus

[Dot:Hawkes]

As Roberto suggests, there does seem to be one or two techno glitches on here this weekend, would it be possible to perhaps get a man in to service the pipes Ed? Oh and whilst he is doing that and you are shining the torch into the meter cupboard for him, could you perhaps ask the techno team to unzap me please? ta muchly. dotty xxxx ;)))

[Dot:Hawkes]

Phew I held my breath then incase this question posted 50 zillion times!!!!!!!! lol

[jno]

you're not green, Dot:Hawkes?

[Dot:Hawkes]

i am jno ;( i posted a question in b&S and when it submitted it appeared about 8 times! The bots got me!!!!!!!! Oh well it's only til the morro and when the ed gets around to it i shall be technically me again!

[Dot:Hawkes]

I'm not an imposterer if that's what you're thinking! lol

[wonderwoman1]

hiya dot, i just got back in form the gym and now you are a greenie? whats going on??

[Dot:Hawkes]

I have been pixelated by the AB daleks apparently because the submit your question button wasn't working properly and my question submitted 8 times and so the AB daleks think I an technically spamming and so my ID is suspended including anything I posted since midnight as a precaution. i will be myself tomorrow but until then i have assumed this new identity which just doesn't suit me at all! lol :(

I am orange because i am quite offended.

[helliebobs]

i'd be flaming red if I were you dot!!

[wonderwoman1]

me too dot...thats so weird...hope you will be back to your old self tomorrow, cant get used to greenie dot!

[Dot:Hawkes]

it wasn't easy finding a version of my name that hadn't been used by the imposterers either, !!!!!

[helliebobs]

The rage is building dot!!!

Grrrr!!!!

[jno]

yeah but dot you aren't actually green... or is this some old identity you're revived for the occasion?

[Dot:Hawkes]

I am green on my question here and green on my posts and i only just registered this name this afternoon jno, so i must be green, i am green, I'm as green as kermit, it's not easy being green.

[*Zeus*]

ha`aaaaaaaaa

dot u r green.....shall i report u as an imposter

[Dot:Hawkes]

Aye go on Zeus, that would get u banned too lol :)

[jno]

you are purest grey on my screen, v mysterious

[Dot:Hawkes]

it certainly is jno as loads of users have commented on my greenness and even hreatened to report me as an imposterer! odd indeed that u have me as grey

[jno]

so they have dot, even that odd Russian personage. Oh dear, maybe I have gone colour blind; if so I shall forever be a prey to malignant greenies that I cannot see.

[gessoo]

Oh dear jno! New specs for you. Try this:

Can you see the apple?

[jno]

what, that grey thing in the middle... well, I am at home now and Dot is deeefinitely green. How odd that my office computer showed her as grey. Perhaps it didn't want to show the world the true colour of her colon? Only her username was grey, mind - it showed coloured text in the middle of postings. AB never ceases to amaze.

[AB Editor]

Thanks for that - will get them to have a look see. You should be able to post now with your usual alias. Totally sympathised with your wedding reception experience, btw.