The saga continues the boys story

[rowanwitch]

The menfolk of the answerbank
Were feeling rather blue
While the girls were out a partying
They'd nothing much to do
Sunny Dave and tonyav
thought that it would be
A good idea to organise
a JOLLY LITTLE SPREE
So Welshy booked a minibus
And theyorgered loads of beer
They planned a route to Birmingham
put on their pulling gear
It was a sight to shock the eye
The press soon had reports
Of a load of aging love machines
In sandals socks and shorts

So Wheres the dtripper Tony
Steve said in isgust
I expected lap dancers
A night of booze and lust
The builder scratched his cleavage
And Bibble scratched his head
Lie in king looked puzzled
And Triggs went rather red

when asked to find a venue
For the lads to spend the night
He'd really gone and blown it
Not a girl no sex in sight
The boys got pretty angry
And cursed him to perdition
he'd booked them in the NEC
At a paint stripping exhibition

Redman to the rescue
They still could have a ball
He took thrm round he city pubs
A drink in one and all
In fact if they are missing
From CB for a while
Its probably cos he added on
The famous Harborne Mile

So beers in hand Sky sport on screen
Happily they're sitting
Chatting about their hobbies
needlework and knitting
So if you don't want to be bored
With talk of plains and purls
If you want a bit of fun
You're better with the girls

[Charity]

LOL! Brilliant!

[gness]

A paint striping exhibition!!!!!!
Rowan you are fantastic. I shall be giggling about this all day, x

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, brilliant, Rowan. BTW, is your avatar now a blue willy-warmer?

[sunny-dave]

I do NOT wear sandals ... otherwise seems cock-on :)

[rowanwitch]

Made it yesterday Redman was a bit chilly

[Kiki-frog]

LOL Rowan, like everyone's been saying, Redman's a very lucky bloke

[Charity]

Please join the WI and start selling them at craft fairs!

[gness]

Rowan. Are blue willy-warmers obligatory wear for the boys. I do hope so.

[vodkancoke]

Lol brilliant x

[sunny-dave]

Old Gold and Black for me please Rowan ... and a blue/pink one for Tiny ;)

[gness]

No pom-pom for Tony. Would make it too heavy.

[maggiebee]

Please post your knitting pattern Rowan - these would sell like hot co*ks (sorry cakes) ♥

[redman41]

just tried it on it's a bit tight and only goes halfway

[gness]

Rowan. Try that new elasticated wool. One size fits all and no-one feels inadequate. No need to measure, unless.........

[chi-chi66]

hahaha Rowan....love the 'aging love machines' in sandals, socks and shorts...
keep them coming pleeeease! x

[firewatch]

FAB!! made me laugh out loud and startle the dogs :)

[sunny-dave]

" keep them coming pleeeease! "

... absolutely no comment, none at all, whatsoever ...

[lady-janine]

rowan that is wonderful.saw your willy warmer earlier today but as i'm rather shy didn't want to comment on it. (thinks: they could even be made in team colours).

[rowanwitch]

I used to do good business team colours were the big selling point I even gave them little scarves