Getting Silly!

[Stargazer]

Welsh meat authorities are worried - they have found traces of human in their lamb (joke from pub next door tonight!)

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.

So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. What's next, My Lidl pony?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth

Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." I guess Tesco just listened.

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the Mrs these tesco burgers given me terrible trots

To beef or not to beef, That is equestrian

Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of .SHERGARS BUM..

Tesco's have released a new liquor to compliment their range of burgers, They're calling it 'Red Rum'.

[VHG]

All these were posted a couple of days ago.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1216276.html

[Capeman]

Getting silly is very relevant. How many times are these jokes going to be submitted as if they are the first time they have ever been entered. Tedious!!