Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all Mad Over Fifties, the Towers are now open for tonight's meeting. Tonight, it's Liberty Hall! Down at the beach there's a barbecue and local band the Tone Deafs will be providing the music. Speaking for myself I have decided something summery and floaty ...... you will find me wearing the swimming pool! The Minstrels are back in the gallery ready to inflict their usual madrigals and toccatas upon us. We have no hot plate specials or a selection of puddings, but barbecue is available, and Luigi's ice cream van is also down at the beach. There's a tea house down at the lake serving an assortment of refreshments, and within the Towers there is a buffet table with a choice of volley vonts and canopies. The Mixologist will be mixing a variety of tailcocks to suit everyone's individual tastes!
So come one come all, the hot tub is set to "tepid" (who wants hot in this heat?) the mini bar s full to bursting. The gardens and grounds at Nungate Towers is at the disposal of all Mad Over Fifties, so if there's anything special you particularly want simply ask!

A "warm" welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[nungate]

Madame, where shall I post myself this evening? There's events all over the place tonight, shall I wait by the main entrance or by the entry gates? Can I have a new minion now that Simpkins has taken over the animal care?

[nungate]

Igor! What are you doing in my spot? Get away with you at once. Take up your position at the Towers entrance ....

and stay off my laptop...!!

[nungate]

My apologies Madame. It won't happen again, (shuffles off to main entrance)

[nungate]

Sorry Madame, I have to use your spot I cannot access my own "spot" and therefore shall be unavailable this evening.
Please convey my apologies to Madame Daisy if she is in attendance this evening

[queenofmean]

has chubb lost his keys AGAIN!!!!!

[nungate]

No! Things are quiet, folks on holiday ya de ya de yah! Igor is having a lot of trouble .... he can't log on Poor Igor

[queenofmean]

Ah ok..can I have a hot dog and cheeseburger off the barbie

[nungate]

go help yourself......

[queenofmean]

want anything...oh btw Xavi got married!!

[DaisyNonna]

Evening nungate, queenie. What a beautiful evening. The beach or the pool or the tepid tub? Good job I brought my cossie.
Love a braaivleis. Would love a Pimms if there is one going.
For the rifle I have brought a selection of mussel shells, 3 half coconut shells, 2 mini crab shells and the shell of a cell phone.

[nungate]

Hello Daisy splish splash Care to join me in the pool?


Xavi got MARRIED?

[DTCwordfan]

phew - what a scorcher, I sat too near the BBQ

It's steamy down here and I might have to slip into that one-piece swim suit....

Offerings

3 buckets with holes in them, full of ice, therefore a natural shower.
2 bottles of cold Gin, half drunk
2 bottles of tonics, only a 1/4 drunk
2 limes, a cucumber, and a 1/4 of Pimms so you can stay slims.
1 dehumidifier not working
1 sachet of Ibuprofen
1/2 a Mango
one bail
one broad bat, no nicks on it.
one Australian cricket cabinet - empty.
one cod piece
one fishing rod, no reel
one get-away-car
one sushi knife and wasabi
udon noodles
one Girls spesh, a cricket ball rubbed against Swann's crotch for 35 overs.

[queenofmean]

yes MARRIED and no it wasn't me :(

[DaisyNonna]

Where is the best place to change nungate? Don't want to frighten the horses.

[nungate]

Evening DT, what a lot of goodies you bring. I rather fancy a Pimms myself, though I do not entirely care for a well worn cricket ball .....


Queenie I think I might have noticed had you married Xavi!

[nungate]

Daisy, there are lovely cabanas down at the beach, and we have indoor cubicles for the inside pool and there are little beach huts by the outside pool - I like to think we have catered for everyone. All you have to do is select where you wish to bathe and changing facilities will be provided. (though not by the lake or the moat)

[Mammar]

Ruddy Norah! I miss one week and somebody gets married? !
I'm all confused, Igor's wearing Nungate's frock, there's no trifle and Chubb's lost the keys to the Chocolate cupboard.
Do we have a picklock in the house?
By the way, evening all x x

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks nungate. Hi DT
Bring the gin over here. Oh and the tonic.

[Mammar]

Roffle:
The bony bits of two lamb chops (good for stock)
Cabbage water (ditto)

[nungate]

No no no Mammar, I am wearing the pool. Igor can't log in for some absurd reason, Chubb hasn't lost the keys and your chocolate cupboard is safe - it has a combination lock.

Good evening. Nobody got married apart from a Spanish footballer of whom Queenie is very fond (there again she is fond of so many!)