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nungate | 19:01 Sat 13th Jul 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Greetings to all Mad Over Fifties, the Towers are now open for tonight's meeting. Tonight, it's Liberty Hall! Down at the beach there's a barbecue and local band the Tone Deafs will be providing the music. Speaking for myself I have decided something summery and floaty ...... you will find me wearing the swimming pool! The Minstrels are back in the gallery ready to inflict their usual madrigals and toccatas upon us. We have no hot plate specials or a selection of puddings, but barbecue is available, and Luigi's ice cream van is also down at the beach. There's a tea house down at the lake serving an assortment of refreshments, and within the Towers there is a buffet table with a choice of volley vonts and canopies. The Mixologist will be mixing a variety of tailcocks to suit everyone's individual tastes!
So come one come all, the hot tub is set to "tepid" (who wants hot in this heat?) the mini bar s full to bursting. The gardens and grounds at Nungate Towers is at the disposal of all Mad Over Fifties, so if there's anything special you particularly want simply ask!

A "warm" welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

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Sorry, Tony, I panicked unnecessarily - Chubb let me in with his spare set.
They are just explaining the rules of cricket to me as my daughter is in Oz at the mo and I am bothered that her popularity is dwindling as we win more and more sports stuff. She narrowly escaped Sydney before those big-thighed Gods won and now it looks like she could be in peril again if these batball men win.
Ooo Daisy! That sounds powerful! I hope it works.
If it does, can you try summoning George Clooney for me, please? I'll make you one of my special cheeseburgers x
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Oh Daisy, a Jose (not after Mourinho I hope) Igor will be pleased .... more so since he was brought by you...
(Igor has a real soft spot for you, you know)
"You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game."
It's ok Mammar Tony puts his lock picks back in his pocket.
I think that the batball men are gonna win !, so tell her to keep out of the watering holes, an English accent would not be a good thing at the mo.
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My brain hurts DT
DT You really know how to bowl a maiden over.
Yes nungate the scrappie would want to sell you the complete unit.

Hey Daisy does that spell work on making French maids appear ?.
You can substitute females in for women's cricket then they bowl a master over, I guess.
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Howzat!
Mammar will have to brush up on my love potions, they never work for me personally more's the pity.
Do realise that George Clooney is unattached at the moment.
Will go looking for the requisite herbs at the next full moon. No promises.
They have an old women cricketer at Wolverhampton Wanderers FC, Rachael Heyhoe Flint !.
Dt, I fail to see how a master can be equated to a maiden.
Is there a word for a young celibate male?
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A monk?
She was a bloody good cricketer Tony. Oh Hi.
A friar?
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Didn't she also play hockey? I liked her when she was on telly, she was always good
I know she was Daisy, captain of the England women's team I think wasn't she ?
Shame about the football club that she works for though lol.
Oo Daisy, thank you.
If it works, you shall be Chocolate Girl at the nuptials and strew M & M’s down the aisle. I'll book the Vicar of Dibley for the service then she won't mind chocolate all over the place
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Now Tony, we can't all be perfect!

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