Presidential Candidate Mimics A Sex Act
Society & Culture2 mins ago
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A very 'straight and honest' small town girl is going to the city for work.
Before she left, her mother gave her some advice.
"Daughter, when you're in the city and if you're looking for a match there, you must find a man that is faithful, must not waste his money and must be a 'virgin'."
With this advise from her mother, the girl left. After some months later, she came home to get her mother's blessing to marry.
"Mother, I've met the right man following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn't that being faithful?".
Her mother nodded in agreement.
"Then, since the day was getting late in the night and the rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, we shared a room. Is he not careful with his money?"
For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.
"And finally mum, I know he is a virgin".
"How did you know he was still a virgin?" Her mother asked with trepidation.
"Well, his sausage is new, it is still wrapped up in rubber, mum!"
Before she left, her mother gave her some advice.
"Daughter, when you're in the city and if you're looking for a match there, you must find a man that is faithful, must not waste his money and must be a 'virgin'."
With this advise from her mother, the girl left. After some months later, she came home to get her mother's blessing to marry.
"Mother, I've met the right man following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn't that being faithful?".
Her mother nodded in agreement.
"Then, since the day was getting late in the night and the rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, we shared a room. Is he not careful with his money?"
For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.
"And finally mum, I know he is a virgin".
"How did you know he was still a virgin?" Her mother asked with trepidation.
"Well, his sausage is new, it is still wrapped up in rubber, mum!"
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