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Kids You Don't Love Them!!
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old!
Teacher: What! How is this possible?
Kid: He only became a father when I was born!!
Teacher: Maria, go the the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher: Very good. Now class who discovered America?
Class: Maria!
Teacher:Glen, how do you spell crocodile?
Glen: K-R-O-C-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No that is wrong
Glen: maybe it is wrong, but that is how I spell it
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Teacher: What are you talking about??
Donald: Yesterday you said it is H to O
Teacher: Clyde, your essay on my dog is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?
Clyde: No Miss, it is the same dog!
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when no one is interested??
Harold: A teacher
Kid: He is 6 years old!
Teacher: What! How is this possible?
Kid: He only became a father when I was born!!
Teacher: Maria, go the the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher: Very good. Now class who discovered America?
Class: Maria!
Teacher:Glen, how do you spell crocodile?
Glen: K-R-O-C-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No that is wrong
Glen: maybe it is wrong, but that is how I spell it
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Teacher: What are you talking about??
Donald: Yesterday you said it is H to O
Teacher: Clyde, your essay on my dog is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?
Clyde: No Miss, it is the same dog!
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when no one is interested??
Harold: A teacher
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