This goes on a bit as I hate so many but in partic I hate the ads with
those sincere women alone in blue clinics filmed at an angle urging me to buy toothpaste or mega death will follow! it is for one of the cheapest consumer products going! Ridiculous!
the holier than thou tones of Apt**mil which is responsible for saving millions of babies lives apparently
the other one for 'nappies' which can predict your baby's career BUT only if white middle class - no baby here gets to be a road sweeper or on zero hours contracts - sickening and smug
the chanting enforced giggles of the baby milk ad with 'If you are happy and etc etc' clap yr hands.' How mad is that! A world of endless summer with giggling babies! clearly written by childless men who have never changed nappies or had a baby throw up on them
the barking mad bud light ad with frog chorus! OOOH so wacky! so so funny - like huh? does that brand sell at all
the awkward fake innocent people posing with arms outstretched and humble heads tilted at an angle offering grub cooked using T**co products - aah bless! oooh aaah bless
the bizarre claims that Mor***** makes Fathers day and Mothers day and Easter etc etc perfect. Like what? Like what? Where that then? And the latest one with granny at the front door with a pie for a returning warrior. Like what? He eats it there and then? No kiss? All for a pound pie?
The chanting inanity of Or** cookies and its happy little song! We have our own bicccies here thank you very much USA keep yours back at home
the Ic****d ad where the people receive a magic load of grub like what they never knew they was getting like and it is in a truck and it all tastes so wonderful oh thank god it does - shocker
the fakey wakey replica of Gogglebox format for a mobile phone company - such genuine real giggling actors so real so true to life Jim - but not as we know it
All the above dire warnings of the dangers inherent in middle class
industries prone to recreational drugs.