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A Penguin
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A penguin is driving along the coast when his car breaks down. He takes it to a garage and the mechanic says he'll look at it in about half an hour. As he's at the seaside the penguin decides to go down to the beach to pass the time. It's a nice day so he has an ice cream and lies on the beach for half an hour.
On returning to the garage the mechanic is looking at the penguins engine. "Looks like you've blown a seal" he says.
The penguin wipes his mouth, blushes and says "It was just an ice cream!"
On returning to the garage the mechanic is looking at the penguins engine. "Looks like you've blown a seal" he says.
The penguin wipes his mouth, blushes and says "It was just an ice cream!"
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A Welshman drives to a petrol station and fills up. While doing this the attendant spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The attendant ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the Welshman with the car is back at the same garage. The attendant sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The attendant ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the Welshman with the car is back at the same garage. The attendant sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
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