I Opened

[marval]

I opened a new shop selling sponge cakes but sadly the business wasn’t doing well. Customers said they could still taste some soap.

My school is putting on a play based around Burger King. I’m playing a very important roll.

I have just seen an antiques enthusiast asking for a baby’s crib. It must have been Tim Wonnacott

I’ve been stuck outside my house for ages trying to open the front door with chocolate. People keep telling me “use Yorkies”, but it’s hopeless.

I overheard two people talking about a statue of an Aztec god. I think it was just idol gossip.

My neighbour and I are having an argument. Every time he sees me he throws mud clods. I will win because he’s already losing ground.

My phone rang today, but when I picked it up, all I could hear from the other end was someone shouting; “Ice cube, snow, blizzard, air conditioning” I hate cold callers.

I worked as a kiln operator for a few weeks. But I ended up getting fired.

I have a Scottish Carp in my pond, It’s the real McKoi.

I came home from work last night to find a copper rooting through my CD rack. Turns out we’d been burgled and he was just looking for Prince.

[Patsy33]

Lol!