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My Friend
My friend said to me, “I really fancy a McDonald’s.” I thought, “That’s a weird fetish.”
Since I fell out with my neighbour, who’s hard of hearing, I have been receiving deaf threats all week.
My mum always used to read me fairy tales before bedtime. I never had the heart to tell her they were boring just like the Dettol and Mr Sheen tales.
I keep losing my focus at work lately. My secretary has to keep reminding me where I parked.
I really hate my job at the French cheese factory, I camembert it anymore.
Sometimes I ask my barber to stand on a ladder while he does my hair. It’s a cut above the rest.
I went to meet my partner in the new shopping centre and ended up getting lost. Yes, series one to five on DVD for ten pounds.
I have just finished building Rome with my children’s Lego. It took me a day.
I do love the Top Gun soundtrack, it takes my breath away.
I bought a new chest freezer today. My nipples are now constantly erect.
Since I fell out with my neighbour, who’s hard of hearing, I have been receiving deaf threats all week.
My mum always used to read me fairy tales before bedtime. I never had the heart to tell her they were boring just like the Dettol and Mr Sheen tales.
I keep losing my focus at work lately. My secretary has to keep reminding me where I parked.
I really hate my job at the French cheese factory, I camembert it anymore.
Sometimes I ask my barber to stand on a ladder while he does my hair. It’s a cut above the rest.
I went to meet my partner in the new shopping centre and ended up getting lost. Yes, series one to five on DVD for ten pounds.
I have just finished building Rome with my children’s Lego. It took me a day.
I do love the Top Gun soundtrack, it takes my breath away.
I bought a new chest freezer today. My nipples are now constantly erect.
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