Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

I am an avid collector of orange b&q buckets, I live several bucket throws away from enyas castle and I would like to finish my intro with a deep question...if you had to go into battle against a family car sized earwig and could only arm yourself with one item from your kitchen what would you pick?

[Mamyalynne]

A whisk.

Hi Bob x

[Canary42]

Welcome Bob.

Central heating boiler ;0)

[tonyav]

Funny you should say that, bob. I live in bucket row ( well I did in 1861 ) and when I had to go into battle with an earwig the size of an horse and cart I dealt with it using a three furrow plough from farmer Jacks barn.
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[anneasquith]

An orange bucket, only £1 b&q, bargain .

[tonyav]

They sure are anne, I have errrrm several.

Anyhoo when I mentioned to the squire that I wanted to paint my cottage in bucket row Orange I was evicted. No problem though I went to live in Mop terrace.

[-Talbot-]

An orange bucket, only £1 b&q, bargain .





You're being robbed.

[Ken4155]

The kettle. I would make us both a brew, invite the earwig to sit down and thrash our disagreement out like 2 grown-ups and not like naughty MPs. I would explain to the earwig the futility of getting stroppy with a die-hard Burnley fan and would point him in the direction of Blackburn where, as it is widely accepted, the football fans there are just a bunch of girl's blouses.

[-SharonA-]

I would arm myself with my electric carving knife and slice the beggar up!

[Peter Pedant]

since death from a giant earwig is so likely
it would be a ..... bucket item - wouldnt it?

orange bucket collector - you will fit in well in AB
welcome

[Peter Pedant]

pepper spray that I reserve usually for people that wont eat my cooking

[spathiphyllum]

Bug and insect repellent

[naomi24]

Another blast from the past. Hello Bob.

[murraymints]

Hi ..again.....Bob..thought you were roasted in December ?