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Anyone For Tennis?
Went out jogging the other evening and whilst out, I saw a tennis ball laying in the gutter, thinking it would be OK for the dog to play with once I got home I stopped picked it up and put it in my pocket...
As I set off jogging I thought, “right time for a power run” and picked up my speed... On doing so the ball started swinging from side to side from one leg to another it swung...
As I ran down the street I noticed an old lady leaning on her front gate smiling at me as I got closer her eyes widened and her smile became intense.... Realising she was looking at my crotch as the ball swung side to side. I said... ' Its a tennis ball’
Ooooooooh she replied I bet that's painful, I once had a tennis elbow.
As I set off jogging I thought, “right time for a power run” and picked up my speed... On doing so the ball started swinging from side to side from one leg to another it swung...
As I ran down the street I noticed an old lady leaning on her front gate smiling at me as I got closer her eyes widened and her smile became intense.... Realising she was looking at my crotch as the ball swung side to side. I said... ' Its a tennis ball’
Ooooooooh she replied I bet that's painful, I once had a tennis elbow.
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