Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.

[murraymints]

hmmmmm

[Smowball]

Omg lol

[Chipchopper]

Well, that serves you right if you get a parking ticket!

[lady-janine]

Not funny.

[ZebuSanctuary]

Ultimate bottom of the barrel scraping!

[Hopkirk]

Sorry snowflakes

[Patsy33]

Wheely!
I hope she won't let you push her around no more..

[dustypuss]

Should have told her to hopit

[Ken4155]

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket; You can hide bit you can't run.

[Arksided]

I bet she was hopping mad Hoppy

[Ken4155]

Went to see a faith healer last week. What a charlatan. He was so bad a guy got up out of his wheelchair and walked out.