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Yorkshire Pudings In The Usa

Are they the same as "popovers"?

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Lamp Standard Replacement Kit

I'm looking to replace the cable and switch to my existing floor standing lamp shade. Recommendations please

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Traffic News

A lorry shed its load of vickes nasal spray on the motorway. Police reported the congestion is now clearing

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O A P Party Hop

The dance floor suddenly went quiet down at the care home when Doris shouted to old Fred, "NO...NO...I SAID I'VE GOT ACUTE ANGINA!"

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The perils of buying goods online. I bought a patio/bistro set, and was not told in which country it was made, or that it would arrive it a flat pack. Also, it was impossible to assemble due to... ...

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Golf Again

When the missus saw me getting my golfing gear ready, she said, "Not golf again? You played all day yesterday" I said yeah, but we are doing the second hole today!

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What The....

I just took a peek out of the kitchen window, and I saw a magpie prancing around on the lawn with a large chip, lengthways in it beak. I thought to myself, toucan play at this game!

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Good Morning Early Birds

Another day dawn. Hope you enjoy whatever you've planned, or unplanned

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Grass Snakes

Are grass snakes known to eat fish ?

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Good Morning,Feathered Worm Seekers

Hope the sun shines for you today. Isn't it ironic ?, I bought a strong pair of snips, to open some tough plastic packaging, and spent the next half hour trying to cut through the sealed plastic... ...

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Tell Me Straight Doc

A man made an appointment with his doctor after he kept seeing cream cakes floating about in the corners of his eyes. Dr said not to worry its just your profiterole vision.

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Help

Anybody wanting advice on cannabis, please press the# key

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Thanks A Lot

I went down to the library the other day, and I asked the lady behind the desk, "have you got any books on self-help?" She just looked at me over the top of her glasses and said, "well I could do,... ...

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Vinetage Joke

I was in a burger joint enjoying my meal, when suddenly out of the blue, some maniac strolled in and squirted tomato ketchup in my eyes. With the benefit of heinzite, I would have sat somewhere else🙄

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Good Morning Friends And Neighbours-

on this long Spring Bank Holiday! Any good plans for you ?

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Good Morning All!

Suddenly it's gone dark, hope it brightens up for you soon. Take care folks!

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Good Morning Early Birds

Hope your day turns out to something fantastic. Take care folks!

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Bad Mistake

Some idiot at the office turned up for work with sticky hair, I said to him "why on earth did you come to work looking like that" "He said, well, the label on the jar said... ...

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Big Beetle For Id

I spotted a large beetle in my garden today (Bigger than a bumble bee) Which glowed irridecent colours, from green to gold. Can anyone identify it, as I've not looked it up yet ? Never seen one... ...

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Good Morning Early Birds

Looks like another beautiful day ahead. Hope the sun shines for you. Take care folks

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Yorkshire Pudings In The Usa

Lamp Standard Replacement Kit

Traffic News

O A P Party Hop

Where Do I Stand

Golf Again

What The....

Good Morning Early Birds

Grass Snakes

Good Morning,Feathered Worm Seekers

Tell Me Straight Doc

Help

Thanks A Lot

Vinetage Joke

Good Morning Friends And Neighbours-

Good Morning All!

Good Morning Early Birds

Bad Mistake

Big Beetle For Id

Good Morning Early Birds

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