Car Dealership
A retired old couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman promised to hold a car for them.
But they found the car was just sold to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt & a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, u said u hold that car till we raised the £95,000 asking price, yet u closed the deal for £75,000 to the young lady there. And if I remember right, u had insisted there was no discount for this model !"
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat & reached for a large glass of water.
"Well, what can I tell u? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, &, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman walked over to the senior couple & gave the car keys to the old man.
"There u go," she said. "I told u I could get him to lower the price. See u later Dad, *Happy Father's Day."*