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Rondy | 10:07 Tue 17th Oct 2023 | Jokes
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I'm off to the Chinese tonight and I'm having sweet and sour badger, with deep fried badger cubs.
It's a sett meal for one!

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A man was arrested in Asda today for spraying domestos all over the fruit.

He has been charged with bleach of the peach.

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I started a business selling Japanese bonsai trees.
It's been so successful that I've had to move to smaller premises.

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My Doctor: The best thing you can do is Give up smoking, drinking alcohol and eating sweet things.
Me: OK. ......And what's the second Best thing?

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