And There's More

[Rondy]

I was out on a date with a really hot woman, well, I say "date", we had dinner and watched a movie and then the plane landed.

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Who sings 'Mistletoe and wine' whilst cleaning the kitchen?
Cif Richard.

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My dentist has been voted Dental Surgeon of the year.
Sadly, all he got for it was a little Plaque.

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The population of Ireland's capital city is really growing…
In fact, it's Dublin!

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The arrow I ordered came with feathers at both ends, so what was the point?

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