I've worked out how to make a woman happy

[johnlambert]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5 a father
6. a master
7 a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34 understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54.. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

[missyR]

If you are all of the things above then you're one hell of a man lmao ...:o)

[crete]

you poor wee soul ! maybe you should have stayed with your mum.

[johnlambert]

She died when I was very young crete

[$layer]

A man needs to buy her a huge bar of chocolate before he goes to the pub

[crete]

john im sorry to hear that, but i am thinking that i may contact the vatican to have you canonized.

[ummmm]

And he must have a good sense of humour :-)

I think you forgot that....pmsl....

[beryllium]

yep, you forgot....

Get her ice cream and chocolate all the time ;-)

B. xxxxxxxx

[Scarlett]

If my man was also my gynaecologist I would be freaked out. Bleeeargh. There are some things I like to deal with myself!

[knobbynonuts]

well i qualifie on one of those im an electrican ......

[sleepyj]

just a man that done a few of them thing would make me happy lol im easy to please

[sleepyj]

the thing that i like not on the list ! a nice big w illy :)

[RATTER15]

You reckon a Woman wants honesty!! So when when she says to you "does my bum look big in this, do you think I'm fat" etc

Do you really think she wants honesty!!! like hell she does!!!

[redhead23]

wow come get me at last a real man with humour , marry me john boy please baby xx