....... or chakka comes home from work and his house is ransacked and everything of value is gone.
When P.C. Plod arrives, he laughs at chakkas suggestion that a burglar was responsible, and says that as chakka didn't see anybody, he may as well blame Elwood P Dowds invisible white rabbit called, 'Harvey,' or shoe mending elves who had gone on a bender.
Chakka is having none of this and asks Plod if he has ever seen anything like this before.
Plod answers that he has, that it happens all of the time, and some people like chakka, just have to hold somebody responsible, when in fact, it is just another case of spontaneous destruction, it just happens now and again.
"Look here Mr. Chakka," says Plod, "If the whole universe came into being as a spontaneous act of creation, with nobody responsible for it, why is it not unreasonable to accept that parts of that same universe, are also subject to sudden catastrophic acts of creation and destruction?"
Chakka is very angry with P.C.Plod and reports the matter to the Independent Police Complaints Commission, because although he can't prove it, he knows in his heart that someBODY was responsible.