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The little boy...
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his job's feeding the chickens etc..
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his jobs.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cornflakes.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk on my cornflakes?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or shall I?"
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his jobs.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cornflakes.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk on my cornflakes?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or shall I?"
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V good. I shall have to pass that on
16:35 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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