10 Commandments For Cats

[maggiebee]

1. I am the Lord of the house
2. Thou shalt have no other pets before me
3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me
4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full
7. Thou shalt spent most of thy money on toys and gifts for me
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and affection upon demand
10. Above all thou shalt do anything it takes to keep me happy

[Brinjal]

Of course. Who would have it any other way.

[murraymints]

True !

[wolf63]

11. I am allowed to barf up hair-balls any time of the day/night in any part of the house.
12. Maybe I can reach Oz by digging, digging, digging in my litter tray.
13. Keyboards are for sleeping on.
14. Be grateful when you wake up to a cat face staring at you. I 'could' arrange for it to be a cat butt.

[kitty123]

Lol @ digging in litter tray!
Go's on and on doesn't it.

[wolf63]

I read an RSPB article a year or so back where they said that the amount of birds killed by cats was not as high as expected.

If people neutered their cats then there would not be quite so many cats that are feral and having to rely on hunting as their only source of food.

My two little killing machines are lying snoozing on the sofa - buried under a king sized quilt.

[mccfluff]

lovely little shitbags aren't they

[horseshoes]

... and just SOMETIMES they'll tolerate D.O.G S.

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