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marval | 15:58 Wed 06th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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I've decided to make money writing dieting books.
I'm told they appeal to a very wide audience.


To gain weight, takeaway Pizza. To lose weight, take away Pizza.


I've nearly finished the pills the doctor gave me to stop me from being so greedy.
I want some more.


My mate bet me ten pounds I couldn't come up with a good Vegetarian joke.
I had a few, but gave him the money there and then.
They were all to Quorny.


I've just started at slimming world and it's brilliant, you're allowed 15 sins a day.
I've been doing gluttony and sloth today.


I got kicked out of fat fighters today.
Apparently it’s not the British equivalent to sumo wrestling!


I was out on my first date with someone from work and they asked "are you more of a cat or dog person"?
'As long as there's some tomato sauce I'll eat anything!' I replied.


Diets.
They're for people who are thick and tired of it.


Define irony?
Small doors at McDonald's.


Second day of my diet. I've lost seven pounds.
I'm gutted; I was going to buy a kebab with that.


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Let me be the first to congratulate you for giving me a laugh. :)
17:15 Wed 06th Feb 2013
Let me be the first to congratulate you for giving me a laugh. :)
I love this because I have been dieting (weight watchers). I am going to send a couple to my daughter who is also dieting. Good ones marval
Made me wobble,too.
More wordplay delights -- I look forward to these snippets when they come out. Your originals?
Well said marval
Love them Marval xx
Love the one about Slimming World...I think that's where I was going wrong!
I can't help you in all issues, but here http://www.shoppharmacycounter.com/
you can read a lot about diet pills

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