This Made Me Laugh Out Loud...

Jeza | 07:41 Fri 30th Aug 2013 | Jokes

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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her six year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying " All of you b*stards who want to get off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop, and all of you b*stards who want to get on, get your arses in the train as we are leaving now".
The horrified mother went in and told her son " We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for 2 hours. When you come out you can play with your train but only if you use nice language"
2 hours later, the son came out of his room and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers who are disembarking the train,please remember to take all your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She heard the boy continue "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
As the mother began to smile, the boy continued.
"For those of you who are p!ssed of about the 2 hour delay, please see the c**t in the kitchen"