And There's More

[Rondy]

I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop…
He's not perfect, but he knows the drill!
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For my age I have a lot going for me…
My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going!
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So I bought one of those 'Smart' light switches, but it was too clever for me.
So, I exchanged it for a 'Dimmer' switch.
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I went to a vegetarian restaurant last night and when I'd finished the waiter asked: "How was your meal, Sir."
"It was very nice," I replied. "My compliments to the gardener."
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Been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. ....
I Hope it's not terminal.
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[Patsy33]

Brilliant! 😆