pub glasses (SMILE)

[minibusman]

hi,
i just want to lighten everyones evening.....
tonight i took my kids to the local pub ... being such a lovely evening.... which has a great field at the back for them to let off steam.
my husband suggested that we took a friends little boy with us to play with our kids...they had a great time...
when it came time for us to come home my husband started collecting the glasses to take into the bar and my friends little boy asked what he was doing????
i explained that it was fine for him to take his bottle of coke home if he wanted to but all of the glasses had to be returned to the bar.... he said
"why? my mum always takes them home... we have got lots!!!!!"
when i took him home she didnt know where to put her face.......
DONT YOU JUST LOVE KIDS....??

[yummymum]

Ha Ha...I once tried taking a glass from the pub, not because I wanted the glass but because my drink was still in it and my taxi had come, however the Landlady must have had her googles on and spotted me walking out with it and came chasing after me shouting 'where you think your going with my glass' I could have died from embrassment, she was really pee'd off at me and give me a big lecture about how she wouldnt let me in the pub if she caught me doing it again... needless to say I never went back to her pub again!...and as for the glass, I let her keep it along with the drink.

[stokeace]

my brother used to work on the oil rigs and he and his wife were having their house renovated on a stint away from home their little boy aged five started a new school so his wife took their son to meet the new teacher 'and how do you like your new house?'the teacher asked 'its nice' he replied 'but my mum keeps on having men in the bedroom' he continued after going through every shade of red his wife had to explain that they were having the house renovated and that the men in her bedroom were actually the plasterers,electricians and the decorators its a good job my brother saw the funny side lol

[emx384]

My sister in law and I tool my six year old niece to a riverside pub. I asked for a diet coke and when my sister in law asked my niece what she wouls like she said 'oh I will have a duck coke too please'!! Completely taken in by the scenery I think!!!