A Day In The Life Of....

[Jugglering]

WeeThug here � I'll start at sunrise 'cos that's when I come in to see *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* and try to persuade her to wake up �.. I dash indoors, check out the food bowl situation (empty as per normal), zoom upstairs to find *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* fast asleep (as per normal) so it's obviously time to wake her up. This is achieved either by nibbling her toes or shunting at her elbow�.. If I am really lucky, *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* might even give me a huge cuddle or three hehe�.

*SlaveWhoFeedsMe* finally gets up and comes downstairs in order to earn her keep. I scoff my breakfast then head back upstairs to my bed for a well deserved little snooze�.. Three hours later I find myself needing another bite to eat, so I have a quick stretch, a bit of a scrub and wander downstairs looking for the *SlaveWhoFeedsMe*�. If I am in luck she will take the hint and sort out the food bowl again, if not, I can always miaow quite loudly. Lunch is followed by a quick trip to the garden (top place � loads of great hidey holes to stalk BigThug) then back for a post-prandial set of winks�..

Dinner time arrives quite rapidly (doesn't time fly when you are so busy?) and I find it necessary to search out *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* once again�.. This time I expect more than a light snack thank you ! *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* is usually found lurking in the kitchen a lot at this time of day (I suspect she needs to feed herself now and then), so after a good scoff, I settle down to watch the idiot box or even watch BigThug get stoned on her catnip mouse��

Night time is my fun time � exploring the great garden we have here � thank goodness *SlaveWhoFeedsMe* doesn't keep it too tidy or BigThug would be able to find me out there�. I have a great night out on the tiles but what I get up to is a big secret and I'm not going to tell you lot !

So, what's your day like ?

[Banana-Girl]

I like this thread lol, however Jake the lurcher says woof to porsche1 and Blue the terrier just wiggles his bot and jugglering they are telling me they are great jumpers lol but in their words, mammy thinks we are just doggies, Ha Ha we are the alpha males trust us, where is our tripe sticks!!!

[porsche1]

Oh yes pussnboots , my nose can get right into my slaves shopping bags and I can smell cheese and sausages a mile off ....mmmm.....

[Jugglering]

Oohhhhh Porsche... (cool name btw).... I one caught a piece of cheese that my SlaveWhoFeedsMe had dropped onto the kitchen floor.... I can tell you, it was hard flipping work, catching that slippery customer ! But boy, did it taste good afterwards !! (Almost as good as the slices of turkey I *ahem* persuaded my Slave to wrap around my mashed up antibot tablets last week).

[Banana-Girl]

mmmm, only a few hours to go and the man thing i call dad will wake me up so I can shoot into the garden with my wee terrier shadow blue to hunt for birds, mammy reckons she saw a rat in the garden a few weeks ago, but come on for b l oody hells sake I am a lurcher, can u honestly imagine me king of the doggy kingdom missing it "I think not, she must have had too much too drink, or I must have had a migraine lol

[Jugglering]

LOL Banana-Girl.... your doggies are going to love it on here.... (PS - gentle hint, ignore the idiots down there, because you are *green* you will receive all sorts of abuse and nasty language if you even dare to wander into *their* part of the site; they automatically think that any newbie is an existing member who is out to get them under an assumed name ... yeah.... paranoia rules ok sometimes)

[porsche1]

I enjoy getting onto here when my slave is out of the room , I sometimes venture into other sections if I get the sneaky chance ........turns round several times excitedly

[Jugglering]

The SlaveformerlyknownasJuggs rapidly removes all the glasses in the reach of Porches' doggy's tails.... just in case !

[porsche1]

ooops , sorry , I don't always know where my huge tail is going , and ...erm...I have knocked things before .....my bottom is rather large too btw .....so my slave tells me !

[Banana-Girl]

Hey Jugglering!!, I worship my mom and would be very upset if any1 took advantage of her , how do I stop her being green so she doesnt get abuse please or gawd help me my fangs will show aarrghhhh, woof ps anyone watchn tv whilst on the pc pls put sky3 on its about dangerous bears, its making me wanna go back outside with Blue I dont even think my teeth cud catch one of them critters, seriously guys if u r near a tv put it on it is terrifying anyhow back to the question jugglering u were helping me to look after mamy

[Jugglering]

LOL Banana-Girl's wee doggies.... you two are lovely doggies, we are all most impressed with you !

Unfortunately, your mummy will have to wait two weeks until she goes purply/grey (as opposed to green) - and it will be the longest two weeks of her life... so you guys will have to help her through this ordeal...

However, we have a small remedy.. just email me (on my username) followed by @hotmail.co.uk... and I will be able to direct you all to another site for free chats and far more civilised society ! You other darling critters are also more than welcome to join in (there are no nasty horrid smelly users there... lol)

[wolf63]

Juggerling - you and the thugs have been visiting another site? I am horrified.

My furrybosses have been in the cattery for 24 hours and I miss them so much. I had the bed to myself last night and I didn't have to share my breakfast. I want them back though.

[Jugglering]

Awwww, sorry Wolf.... have you been to visit your sweeties yet ?

BigThug was last seen being chased by WeeThug upstairs... and then WeeThug was (somehow ????? ) terrorising BigThug heading downstairs..... This particular slave is simply going to have to accept that sometimes life in this household is not going to be peaceful...hehe

ThisSlave cannot admit to being bored since WeeThug and BigThug arrived... entertained, yep ! stressed, slightly ! worried, yep at times !... bored - Nope hehe..

[Jugglering]

Hiya humanoids ! BigThug here... look here, I really cannot abide that WeeThug, she simply makes me hiss and snarl... (no I don't know why either... it's just one of them thar things...... ) She was out all last night and I was with my SlaveThatFeedsMe, having a great cuddley time in bed when suddenly WeeThug appeared... hisssssssssssssssssssss

My SlaveThatFeedsMe really wants to know how on earth to get us two to be friends... well, in my book, I will NEVER be a friend to that WeeThug... she smells different to me plus she eats far too much and then she goes off with all the boys (I know she can't become preggers, so that's a relief.....lol) but when she comes back into MY HOME she still smells of those boys, grrrr... I wish she would just find another room and leave me alone but I don't think my SlaveThatFeedsMe would like that too much !

[Rosetta]

Hello Big thug, VIC here.
At least your slave brought another cat into my home. My slave had the audacity to bring home a dog. A DOG,
I ask you? it smells, insists on sniffing my bottom, and he tries to sleep in my favourite places.
I soon see him off, as soon as he arrived I glared and hissed at him, the big wuss. I've even had to smack him an the nose a few times to keep him in his place.

The best you can do with your slave is humour her, in time she will appreciate you as you deserve. If not just give her a bit of the cold shoulder, that soon brings them round

[weeal]

what a fab thread!
soz I am not a pet so cant join in but giggling away reading it lol

[Jugglering]

OMG A DOG ??? How are you coping ?

Mind, when my Slave was out at the shops earlier, she met a *D.O.G.* and had the temerity to ask which variety it was... turned out to be a male (gulp) black labradog...... Apparently my Slave actually asked the labradog's Slave what s/he liked for breakfast and joking suggested *cats*... well, as you can imagine when I heard this I went totally apesh*t, bonkers, doolally.... ... I am still in shock here...












her a bit of the cold shoulder, that soon brings them round

[Jugglering]

oooppppsss... how did that bit of trace thread appear at the end of my post.... hmmmmm .. must be like cat hairs... just appear when they like it..

Wee Al... you can be an honorary pet owner if you like (honorary in the sense of not actually having a pet, just liking the idea of one lol)

[Rosetta]

Weeal, you are welcome to stay and join in with your contibution to our adoration. After all we deserve it!!!

Big Thug, it has been a real trial I can tell you. Dogs are such dirty creatures. They don't wash and I was shocked and mortified that they can't stretch out their back legs so that they can clean, erm (coughs shly) their delicate areas.
They show no interest in hunting and frankly I find them totally useful. If you have any advice on how to get rid of IT
I would give a big purr.

[Rosetta]

Sorry, I meant useless. My slave distracted me with supper.
Must go, touch peckish !!!

[zig.zag]

are you a white witch Rosetta?