Body & Soul0 min ago
It's my birthday.........
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......and I'll cry if I want to!
Had a good day at work yesterday, my mood was good too. Today is my birthday and I opened all my cards, had a phone call from my SIL and then went to make breakfast for the JD family, all was well until I came to making my fried egg. I cracked the shell & a tiny bit of the white went into the frying pan while I was pulling away at the shell & what a stink!!!!!! the egg was off! and black inside what a stink It stunk the whole kitchen area - I had to wash/dispose of everything & start again!
I'm not letting it spoil my day though!
Rest of the JD's have gone to see the new James Bond film (can't stand them myself) while I'm doing housework and we're all going for a meal later this evening.
Have a good weekend everyone!!!!
Had a good day at work yesterday, my mood was good too. Today is my birthday and I opened all my cards, had a phone call from my SIL and then went to make breakfast for the JD family, all was well until I came to making my fried egg. I cracked the shell & a tiny bit of the white went into the frying pan while I was pulling away at the shell & what a stink!!!!!! the egg was off! and black inside what a stink It stunk the whole kitchen area - I had to wash/dispose of everything & start again!
I'm not letting it spoil my day though!
Rest of the JD's have gone to see the new James Bond film (can't stand them myself) while I'm doing housework and we're all going for a meal later this evening.
Have a good weekend everyone!!!!
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It was my birthday yesterday but my carer didnt come again. Luckily for me though I found a solid piece of excrement that must have some how got through my bowls and after a lot or digging in my bottom I found a maggot or two which I stuck in the excrement as candles. As I tried to light them though there was an explosion because there must have neen a gas leak. It threw me off my wheel chair and my top caught fire. I nearly died choking on the fumes. Luckily my colostomy bag was colse to me so I sqeezed it and it burst to put out the flames. Oh it stings so much and the maggots in my bottom are really tickling me so much. I cant even find the maggots yet. Im so alone and I am out of valium. Its getting dark
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