you got a goldfish?

[kinell]

bloke in a pub meets an interesting guy who turns out to be a government inspector

when asked what exactly he does he says i can ask 3 innocuous questions and know all about you...

here goes..
have you got a goldfish? yes..
is it in a bowl or a pond? a pond..
is it a small pond or a big pond? a big one..

there you go, i now know all about you..

you dont have a big pond in a small garden.
so you must have a big garden,
you dont have a big garden with a small house,
so youve got a big house,
you need a big house because youve got lots of kids, say four or five,
so sex life with the missus is none too shabby..
no need for masturbation there then.

thats great!
so the next night i am in the pub and talking to a bloke i say that if i ask him just three questons i will know all about him and his family,

ok?

have you got a goldfish?......no

well then youre a w@nker