Mutated giantsized super rats?

[Jonno21]

Hi, i'm from seascale sellafield and i've noticed that recently there has been an explosion of giant super rats and i'm not exaggerating as i've been to madagascar and these things here dwarf the Malagasy Giant Rat which are huge

http://upload.wikimed...asy.giant.rat.arp.jpg

These creatures are very bold and have been seen attacking dustpins to try and get in and following shoppers who are carrying food in bags.

Just the other day i heard yelping from my little yorkie terrier alfie and ran to the garden to find him cornered by roughly seven rats who were't frightened by by presence and only dispersed when i blew my foghorn, to be honest i was terrified because these things were huge and vicious looking and no one around here now goes out at night and sleeping is near impossible as every sound outside has you running around the house checking the doors and windows.
The funny thing is we live not too far away from the nuclear plant and there is also a government scientific experimental facility 2 miles away and i can't help thinking that this may have something to do with it as everyone in the local area that has reported this has been visited by officials and have had very in depth interviews by these guys wanting to know every little detail and have been forcifully convinced to sign a waiver agreeing to not talk to the media under threat of prosecution.

Have any of you heard of these giant rats around sellafield or know why and how they've grown bigger then a medium sized dog?

[AlBags]

Do they glow in the dark?

[Mamyalynne]

Your local newspaper must be full of stories and pictures of them - do post a link.

PS, where can I buy a foghorn??

[Old_Geezer]

Do they turn green if you anger them ?

[Jan1957]

Someone's been reading too much James Herbert I think!

[Chaffinch]

We get an even worse problem round here, blo*dy Elephants every where, its getting so bad, that parking is almost impossible at the village shop, when three or four of them are having a chat outside!!

[mrs.chappie]

Bigger than a medium-sized dog? Blimey, that's one huge rat!

Anyhoo, in answer to your question.....No, sorry, I'd never heard of them prior to your question here.

[treetops1]

They can't be that big if they are attacking Dustpins. Lol

[Prudie]

Are you sure they're not wallabies?

[karenmac60]

It could be worse - could be giant rabbits....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s9nKzmbndA&feature=related

[4candles]

Guess /you'll/ be forcifully convinced to sign a waiver soon then?

[AlBags]

You still hallucinating from last nite?

[maggiebee]

Jonno, why do you have a foghorn - was it purchased specially for the mutant rats?

[B00]

"only dispersed when i blew my foghorn"

Now there's a sentence you don't often hear!!!

PS
Was going to suspend you jonno, because you're obviously yanking our chains, but it's nearly Xmas so what the hell ;-)

[wildwood]

Your picture loose suspiciously like one of my small Australian marsupial cousins.

[Jonno21]

Hi again.
Albags, no.

Mamyalynne i got mine from ebay, similar to this but has a 5 mile radius.

http://www.ebay.com/i...ec5d74#ht_3802wt_1307

Oldgeezer, not to my knowledge.

jan, who?

Chaffinch, come on!

Mrs chappie, most of them are either cat to medium dog sized, very scary indeed!

Treetops, they were actually jumping at the metal bins aggressively and pushing them over before dragging away the contents, on one occasion the rat was even pulling a whole full bin bag down an alleyway and was struggling only to be helped by 3 others, they seem to be super intelligent from what i gather.

Prudie, definitely rats.

Karen great film from the old days, can you remember bug?

4candles i've taken steps to remain anonymous on the net and cannot be traced, my safety is paramount.

Albags, i don't drink or take drugs.

Maggiebee, no the foghorn was bought as a warning device against tsunamis, attacking foreign aircraft initially but has already earned it's worth in scaring the giant rats away from my home.

Boo thank you and merry christmas, but i assure you this is 100% true, this will eventually end up in the main stream media when i feel 100% safe and am away from here.

Wildwood it was taken from wiki.

Okay goodnight all, tonight we have a secret meeting with all nearby residents to brainstorm and discuss further action, obviously i cannot make the exact location public for obvious reasons.

Goodnight all.

[Jan1957]

I live along the coast from Dungeness and we are really scared of the invasion of the giant crabs next.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RntxCmqQqSA

[Craftypig]

This thread is slightly pointless without pictures....

[DTCwordfan]

This was filmed in Sellafield in the 80s - look at the kids when they leave their houses - were you one of the kids in this, Jonno?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1KUoS3mmvM

[mrs.chappie]

Goodnight Jonno, sleep well, and if I were you I'd check the wardrobe before you switch the light out.....you never know what might be lurking in there.

Btw, don't have nightmares. :o)

[Zhukov]

Army training is what your Rats need jonno21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eAGtAYW6mA