Does anyone know whether crocs and alligators could survive in the sewers?

[Jonnopiper]

What would they eat and dont they need sunlight to survive?

^SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY^

Non serious answers will be reported to your site leader!

[boxtops]

Celtic, that's too sensible :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Has Jonno got us all suspended yet?

[humbersloop]

Been smoted dt

[DTCwordfan]

//eventually they will be impossible to inflate as the valve deteriorates//- could you explain that more,Celtic, that sounds a bit like Delboy getting rid of his blow-up dolls.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh shame - couldn't happen to a nicer reptile

[Celticv11]

Dt crosswordfan. Very popular at swimming pools these inflatable crocs:)

[mrs_overall]

Priceless!

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, he's gone and got suspended.

[mrs_overall]

Preferably suspended by his caymans

No doubt he will be back with another "where have my 75 posts gone"

[humbersloop]

Something over in Law next I wonder?

Is it legal to knowingly keep crocs and alligatorsin your sewer?

[Celticv11]

And the best answer goes to".........................tonyav:)

[DTCwordfan]

Can we nominate him for a new Ed monthly category, "Newbie Prattie Thread of the Month"?

[humbersloop]

Wot, tony??

[DTCwordfan]

Sloopy - next Technology.

"I think I have a crocodile or maybe it is an alligator in my pc. I can see that my bytes are increasing and I know these crocs can spread like viruses if left unchecked. Please advise Thanks - only serious answers or you site leader will be bitten. Jonnopiper."

[sandyRoe]

Crocs are said to be comfortable. But they're a bit pedestrian.

[Celticv11]

Meanwhile Over in jokes.......there was this old man ,an uneducated woman ,a demented bishop and an unemployed sewer worker and a crocodile....................................
...............

[mrs_overall]

No, it will be Body & Soul

I have been bitten by a Braintree 'gator. Do I need to go to hospital?
Jonnopiper

[humbersloop]

And the version posted in Home and Garden will be about a pond infestation

[Psybbo]

yes mrs o it was a sewer rat, much worse

[mrs_overall]

or Arts & Literature

Can anyone tell me who painted the famous work of art
"labourer being bitten by 'gator in Braintree"
Jonnopiper