Does anyone know whether crocs and alligators could survive in the sewers?

[Jonnopiper]

What would they eat and dont they need sunlight to survive?

^SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY^

Non serious answers will be reported to your site leader!

[humbersloop]

Music section, the Horror of Crocodile Rock (might double for Food at a push)

[humbersloop]

Insurance:
Old, demented, uneducated & unemployed in Braintree expect punitive premium hike. Is this Fair?

[DTCwordfan]

“I am the Jonnopiper who lifts the mountains
When he goes to hunt,
Who wears a mamba for a headband
And a lion-in-king for a belt.
Beware!
I swallow Essex elephants whole
And pick my teeth with rhinoceros horns,
I drink up the River Colne to get at the hippos.
Let them hear my words!
Jonno is coming
And his hunger is great.

I am he who tosses Epping trees
Instead of AB spears.
The ostrich is my pillow
And the elephant is my footstool!
I am Jonno
Who makes Essex rivers my highway
And sends sewer crocodiles scurrying into the reeds.”

[Celticv11]

Punch and judy show in braintree cancelled, police hunt for missing character:)

[mrs_overall]

Brilliant!

[cupid04]

Mrs.o and DT crossword fan could form a double act. I love it on here, so many funny people.

[humbersloop]

Weather:Rained cats and crocs in Essex today. How weird is that?

Shopping: Are shoes and bags in Braintree really all they're cracked up to be?

[Psybbo]

Mrs o, you're needed in the beauty section

[sir.prize]

Oh . . .the croc man has been suspended

[mrs_overall]

I'll go over to beauty now sibton.

I hope it's not another question about how I manage to stay so beautiful

[emmie]

I have eaten kangaroo, i did feel guilty thinking of Skippy..

[DTCwordfan]

Kanga's ok, em, pretty healthy meat to eat.

They market it as Bounce down under.

[emmie]

it didn't hop off the plate at least. Never had crocodile, i reckon i would rather it stayed in the water, eating wildebeests and zebra.

[DTCwordfan]

sorry to say it, watery chicken - or rather chicken without the fat. Not much difference to snake or frogs.....

[chi-chi66]

Just done my nails in crackle...croc design, very fetching.

[boxtops]

"Bounce down under" just put me off my dinner, the mind boggles.

[mrs_overall]

Isn't Bounce a dog food in the UK?

[emmie]

i thought bounce was a washing powder..

[gness]

I quite liked Jimmy Nail once.

[emmie]

As to the Kangaroo, it tasted a bit like beef, but it was sometime ago.