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wolf63 | 13:20 Wed 30th May 2012 | Animals & Nature
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Why do we love our cats? They are tyrants/despots. I can understand why people actually dislike them - some days I am not too keen on them either.

I have just received a parcel from the postie - I was all excited. Alas it was two tins of cat food that Tesco want me to give to the moggies - as part of the Tesco testing panel.

Anyway I put it in the food bowls and they arrived for their lunch. It was even smellier than Whiskas.

All the food got from Frankie was a half-hearted sniff and then a "I am not going to eat that and you can't make me" - and then he stomped off upstairs.

Merlin sniffed the food, screamed and ran off into the living room.

It is still in their bowls. I think that it might be Felix tonight. ;-)
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Its a plot to get chicken.... don't fall for it...they are trying to make you feel like the wicked stepmother
well you will have a good answer for the testing panel.
Nice to see your training regime is working nicely, wolf, they'll soon have you taught right!! ;)

"We'll tell you what's appropriate for OUR dinner - not Tesco!" - ITO Frankie & Merlin (^-_-^)
It's pathetic how we bow to their every demand isn't it.

I went to see a show last night and got invited for drinks after. I declined with the reason that I needed to get back for the cat because I felt like he'd be lonely. It was only on walking back to the car I realised how pathetic that sounded.

And of course when I get in, he hangs around my feet until I give him some guilt treats and then ignores me until he's hungry this morning and waking me up by practicing some sort of cat street dance on my pillow.
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You will give in soon wolf, and give them what you know they want lol.
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Merlin is hanging over the back of the sofa with her back to me. Frankie is still upstairs sulking.

We have the vet on Friday for young Francis - when we get back he howls and screams for ages. It drives me nuts when he does this, so I am going out. I got the vet to teach me how to inject him with the steroids myself. As I only have two arms it is actually impossible. The vet said that we should never underestimate how terrifying a trip to the vet is for a cat, this is why they usually behave once they get there.

I wonder what flavour of Felix they will want. Better go and check..........
suckered!!!!
LOL @ wolf, you know it makes sense.
No doubt they prefer songbirds - most cats do.

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