Would it be

[firewatch]

Cruel if I put a cork up my dogs bum??
He ate box of small cup cakes from our picnic along with a few bananas yesterday and all hes done today is fart and it bloody stinks. I have bathed him and put on some plain boiled rice for today but to no avail!!!
Not really a question just a moan :)

[flump1]

Only if you are happy to have the said cork projectile farted in about half an hour

[bensmum]

One of my dogs once ate a pan of beetroot that I'd left cooling outside. She was fine but we had red poo for a day or two. Dogs are dustbins basically

[firewatch]

Hes a labrador, so yes anything and everything gets eaten he also ate sheep poo yesterday and was scrounging out of other people cars!

[firewatch]

i hope so because he shares our room at night!

[Tilly2]

Any news about your spaniel?

[firewatch]

No wont know till tomorrow earliest and im missing her like mad, she really was my dog. it makes me so upset that she bit our child im so sad about it bu wha else could we do apart from risk her doing it again?

[Electrochem]

Why don't you get two corks and put one up each of your nostrils!

[firewatch]

would probably taste it lol

[Hopkirk]

Are you sure he's not a goat?

[firewatch]

I do wonder! especially when he nudges me up he bum for food! He has moved onto my hubbys sofa so he can breath easy for a while :)

[wildwood]

Dogs love smells. He is probably just rewarding you for the lovely food.

[firewatch]

I have just had to spray some CHRISTMAS sented air spray to get rid of the smellx