Mrs Overall's story

[murraymints]

Born to Latvian semen..and Grimsby fishwife circa 1942..after a long and arduous childhood mainly self educated behind the seafront chippies and the occasional foray into the Catholic Sisters school for the wayward and unwanted urchins..Eugenie sought refuge in the Palais de Dance many a cold Friday and Saturday evening..with her best lippie and whatever could be made up from the brocade curtains found strewn after the last air raid..nylon seam drawn in with burnt charcoal in order to make sexy..she did the fandango with Bertie Overall..and amongst the fish gut and discarded rubber and papers a love story was born...eloped to Answerbank under the viaduct next-sea and was wed with Lofty Lottie and AOG as sole witnesses, a truly blessed union.Opened a hostelery offering bed and Breakfast to the lost and the lonely ..for a small consideration...and dedicated her life in a benevolant manner to anyone who needed her words of wisdom..such wisdom acquired on a need to know basis over these long long..wanton... years. Made many friends on the way..some met whilst awaiting consultation in Dr Sqads waiting room...the pills did no good and the scars both physical and emotional are still being dealt with as outpatient with the good tinkerbell in attendance.bore little overalls who are still in counselling but..further incidence of childbirth were fortunately avoided by the good fortune of a chance encounter with Antoine..purveyor and filler of condom machines and keeper of goats..She amuses herself to this day by attending mud wrestling competitions where she excels... trained by a very handsome ex lady wrestler..and can often be found with her nose pressed up against the window of a soon to open shop..think she wants a job...we have yet to learn the nature of this business..but could the carrier bag brimming with marigolds and and condom packets be a clue ?.......

[excelsior-1]

very good, murray.

but i'm sure you meant a latvian seaman .. not semen

[maggiebee]

You're dead!!!

[tonyav]

LOL, excellent murraymints another authoress.

[murraymints]

No Exc.. I know what I meant !!!lol

[excelsior-1]

ooh dear .. that's interesting then.

[Psybbo]

That'll set the cat among the pigeons. LOL

[excelsior-1]

(don't like 'exc' .. too short)

[seekeerz]

what the f*** ?????????

[murraymints]

sorry excelsior-1..don't meant to leave you short !!!

[excelsior-1]

that's alright -- you weren't to know.

but 'excel' is the shortest i am prepared to tolerate

[gness]

Blimey excel....I`m short and just happy to be tolerated at all. :-)

[EvianBaby]

What you gonna do if everyone starts calling you Exc?

[craft1948]

Tough t!ts Exc.................I'm 3'10".

[rockyracoon]

Lol murray, that's funny.

[excelsior-1]

sorry folks - but that's just me .. i hate abbreviations of my name .. either on here - or my real name

[gness]

Murray. when MrsO comes after you can you forget we were friends and mud-wrestling partners?
Don`t mind you mentioning Tony though. x

[murraymints]

Gness..was kinda hoping I could hide out at yours..after my plastic surgery of course !!!

[gness]

Fine Murray. Dave`s in the shed already.

[LoftyLottie]

Does this mean I am in some sort of union with AOG!!

[tonyav]

What do you mean gness don't mind you mentioning Tony. lol