The Blind Cowboy ...

[sunny-dave]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress :

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is blonde woman with a taser.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters :

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[Kiki-frog]

Good one, lol

[starone]

Tee-hee lol

[mazie]

Love it !

[Psybbo]

Humph :-)

[atsgran]

Uh Oh sunny-dave :-)

[McMouse]

Good one. lol

[baza]

good joke pity it's upset sibton, still as long as you can run very fast....

[gness]

Ooooo....I love it when Sib goes after Dave. ;-) x

[Psybbo]

Lend me your hammer, gness

[gness]

Can get you MrsO's cattle prod too,Sib.

[albaqwerty]

chortlesplutters!!!!!

Brilliant!!

Now, what was the joke?

[tonyav]

LOL. I knew sibo would like it. I think minty was in that bar ?.