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Ab April Horoscopes - Libra To Pisces
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Libra
Most of you at some point this month will watch tv or listen to the radio. You will encounter rain. All of you will wear something black, blue, red, brown, white, grey, green or beige. Beware of an enemy whose name begins with a letter of the alphabet.
Scorpio
You will have an appointment this month. At some point during the month you will drink water and there is a good chance chips or chocolate could pass your lips. At some point during April you will swear.
Sagittarius
During April you will look in a cupboard/drawer/room and wonder what it is you are looking for. You will speak to a dark haired person this month. You will leave your house on more than one occasion during April.
Capricorn
You will see the sun shining in the sky in April. You will also leave your house wearing a coat or jacket. This month will see you having several hot drinks and hot meals. You will manage to smile occasionally.
Aquarius
During April you will see a puddle on a pavement or in the road. You will also see flowers when you are out and about. Some of you will have a bath or a shower this month, whether you need it or not. All of you will use a towel during April.
Pisces
All of you will see parked cars this month. You will also see clouds in the sky and a dog when you are out and about. You are certain to use a computer this month. You will have a conversation with someone of the same sex during April.
I would appreciate feedback as I am sure you will find my predictions are uncannily accurate
Most of you at some point this month will watch tv or listen to the radio. You will encounter rain. All of you will wear something black, blue, red, brown, white, grey, green or beige. Beware of an enemy whose name begins with a letter of the alphabet.
Scorpio
You will have an appointment this month. At some point during the month you will drink water and there is a good chance chips or chocolate could pass your lips. At some point during April you will swear.
Sagittarius
During April you will look in a cupboard/drawer/room and wonder what it is you are looking for. You will speak to a dark haired person this month. You will leave your house on more than one occasion during April.
Capricorn
You will see the sun shining in the sky in April. You will also leave your house wearing a coat or jacket. This month will see you having several hot drinks and hot meals. You will manage to smile occasionally.
Aquarius
During April you will see a puddle on a pavement or in the road. You will also see flowers when you are out and about. Some of you will have a bath or a shower this month, whether you need it or not. All of you will use a towel during April.
Pisces
All of you will see parked cars this month. You will also see clouds in the sky and a dog when you are out and about. You are certain to use a computer this month. You will have a conversation with someone of the same sex during April.
I would appreciate feedback as I am sure you will find my predictions are uncannily accurate
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