I'm exhausted just reading this! I thought I'd done well but pales in comparison:
Made curtains for the outlaws bathroom
Altered badly fitting sofa cushion
Two wash loads on the line then in again
Reclaimed non-payment from creditors of bankrupt party
Shopped for dear daughter, dropped off at hers and washed up
Back home and put on chicken koftas in jalfrezi sauce to simper in the oven (like simmering but more cheerful)
Chuckled the cat
Looked at the carpet and thought - sodit.