The Problem With Having 2 Dogs ........

[Gizmonster]

.... well ..... we've got 2 Yorkies and I nipped outside earlier, for 10 minutes or so, to get something from my garage ..... when I came back in, one of them had messed in the conservatory.

I knew something was wrong straight away, as they were both out the back (they'd gone out through the cat flap). Trying to figure out which one was the guilty culprit was a nightmare.
Firstly, I tried calling them inside, being careful not to raise my voice. Now usually, they come in straight away, but not this time. They were both cowering .... one was prob cowering as it knew it had done wrong and the other was prob cowering, 'cos it knew the other one had done wrong and prob thought that they were gonna get into trouble for it lol :P

Well, eventually I got them both in and I tried "talking" to them separately, to see if I could tell from their reaction, which one was guilty.
.... No joy .... it was comical. There I was saying things like, "have you pooed, or was it the other dog?" ..... and on both occasions the dog was sat on the settee with its head lowered and wouldn't look at me ........
...... I'm still stumped as to which one was the guilty culprit !!!!

Any ideas how I could have "interrogated" them and found the guilty culprit lol ??

[pixie373]

Smelt their ar**s?

[ferlew]

I agree, I have 2 yorkies too, I lift their tails for 'evidence'. Tho the little lad shows his guilt in every pore.

[pixie373]

I had 3 children under 3. I know these things ;-)

[Baldric]

Lack of toilet training seems to be the issue here,
More to the point, why were they cowering, what on Earth do you do to them to make them do that?

[Gizmonster]

I think they knew what they had done. I think the guilty one was cowering and the other one was cowering as it thought it was about to get blamed.
They are both toilet trained, so I can't understand why they did what they did, especially as the cat flap was only feet away ......
....... maybe a quick lift of their tails and a quick sniff might have identified the culprit ..... hmmm ...... or maybe not ??

[Baldric]

Well, good luck with that,
Hope I never have to do it with our two!