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Dad
I took my dad to the mall the other
day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -
green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad
staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she
sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response, I knew he
would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an
eyelid ......
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was
just wondering if you are my kid."
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