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Jeza | 22:34 Fri 08th Aug 2014 | Jokes
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I took my dad to the mall the other
day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -
green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad
staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she
sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response, I knew he
would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an
eyelid ......
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was
just wondering if you are my kid."





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LOL,LOL,LOL!
ha ha, brilliant one. well done jezas dad!
Good one! :-)
It's a joke pusskin. It wasn't really jeza's dad.
Love that! Funniest i've read in ages
Ha Ha zacs, I already knew that what with jeza having a 66 yr old dad lol.
LOL That's brilliant! :o)
Lol gonna borrow that one
lol
LOL, like it Jeza.

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