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B00 | 08:38 Mon 30th May 2016 | Animals & Nature
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How to plant a cat.

1- Plant mid morning in blazing sunshine whilst still sleepy (cat not you)

2- Wear protective clothing, which MUST include, full ski mask and steel gloves.

3- Do NOT over water

4- Feed often and plenty of it, otherwise wear protective clothing when venturing near, in fact, wear the clothing when you're within a 10 yard radius regardless.

5- Give a massive wide berth when passing by, infact cordon off the entire section, else gouged knees (or eyes if small child) will be a high probability.

6- Do not over water, in fact, don't water at all.

If you're successful, you too can have your very own cat plant- and may your God have mercy on your soul.


Here's one I made earlier....

http://i65.tinypic.com/259h8aq.jpg


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Re point 3 and 6- added twice for emphasis!
lol B00, I often find self seeded cat plants growing in my hedgerow. :)
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Oooo wildling huh?

Extra prickly!
Don't plant it next to a dog rose, they fight like.. well cats and dogs!
Once they get ripe and you pick them, be sure to keep them fresh.
http://wattafukk.com/new-trend-bottle-shaped-bonsai-cats/
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That the correct picture OG?

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There's also rule number 7, though why you'd want more than one is beyond me!

http://www.zengardner.com/wp-content/uploads/plantingcats.jpg

Can I ask a silly question ....why ??
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Why's it there? Cause its annoys you to see your plants squashed and they find it funny?

Or why did I post it? Cause I thought it would be funny.
I've tried this with wall planters
http://i64.tinypic.com/mincef.jpg
Sorry I was a bit obtuse ...I couldn't figure out why planting one would achieve anything ....
Hi boo
I've got one in my garden, mines a fur tree
Those bonsai cats aren't real, are they ?
i've never been able to plant a cat - they're liquids, are cats....
http://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i60/2/2/24/wnd_4d90d9129500faf1adb2c09a700ae3b0.jpg
enjoying this thread immensely !

Too much in fact, cos neighbour's cat has just wondered in to see that the fuss is about.
For best results viv, you need to put the bottle on soon after planting, while they're still growing, to get best fit.
I'm not really sure if either of mine would fit into a bottle.

The one that you planted earlier has glowy eyes ~ do you have to add extra nutrients to the soil to get that effect B00?
That's funny BOO.
Don't feed after midnight!
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You haveta feed after midnight if they demand it, otherwise they start getting vocal about 2am and get progressively louder until your neighbours come round and complain.

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