Twitching & Birdwatching0 min ago
12 Short Silly Clean Jokes :-)
1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"
4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
5. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said "Thanks"
I said "Don't mention it"
7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
8. I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
9. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
10. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"
11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
Another 12 tomorrow if you want more!
2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"
4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
5. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said "Thanks"
I said "Don't mention it"
7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
8. I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
9. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
10. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"
11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
Another 12 tomorrow if you want more!
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