12 Short Silly Clean Jokes :-)

trt | 15:55 Thu 23rd Mar 2017 | Jokes

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1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"

4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

5. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said "Thanks"
I said "Don't mention it"

7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

8. I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.

9. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

10. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.

12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?

Another 12 tomorrow if you want more!