Man And Giraffe.

[Theland]

Man goes into bar with a giraffe and buys two drinks.
Giraffe knocks it back and collapses on the floor.
The barman exclaims, "You can't leave that lyin' on the floor."
Man replies, "Not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

[Baldric]

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question771493.html

[Patsy33]

It's the way he tells 'em.....

[DTCwordfan]

his head is in the trees......

[Theland]

Oh dear! My daughter in law told me that one.
Maybe she is a secret ABer.
So sorry to all.

[DTCwordfan]

An owl walks into a bar and says, “Hey, sweetie, how about you get the waitresses to sing me happy birthday?” Bartender says, “Sorry pal, this isn’t a Hooters.”

[rowanwitch]

It was spooted, are you sure it wasn't a leopard.

[Theland]

Giraffe walks into a bar, shouts," gimme a bottle of beer, no glass, am gonna neck it!"

[Prudie]

Giraffe walks into a bar - it had a low ceiling