Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

[murraymints]

hmm coat !

[1ozzy]

Guess it necked a beer or two.

[Hopkirk]

It's a bit of a tall story.

[Chipchopper]

Those low beams were its downfall

[DTCwordfan]

Two giraffes walk into a bar.

One says to the other, "You know I saw this girl, she had a sweatshirt on and it said, Guess"!

"And what did you do?" The other Giraffe replied.

I said , "O.K. Implants!"

[Patsy33]

Hope it didn't cause a bottleneck

[jaffa19471]

Was the giraffe on highballs ?