Am I Out Of Order?

[Jordyboy9]

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O.K...1954 i was a young handsome bright medical student and before the semi-final of the Hospital's rugby cup, at the Old Deer Park, London hospital v. St Bartholomew's Hospital, we were going to put on a musical interlude at half time.
I was the drum majorette, dressed in silk blouse, bra stuffed with socks and a mini skirt with high heels to match. The ensemble consisted of me and 4 mate who were very good musicians.
As the teams went of for half time, we started to entertain by playing some marching tunes with me at the head...........
that incited the Barts blokes to come onto the pitch to attack us and my blouse was ripped off, bra torn of and my skirt removed. The London Hospital boys saw that we were in trouble and piled into the Barts blokes and an unseemly fight started. The Police were called and it took a bit of time before the second half could start.
No arrests were made, but our little group had to present itself to the Dean on the following Monday morning. We were let off with our wrists slapped and a big smile from the Dean

Did you like that story?>>>>sorry sandra no i am not,i think this is wonderful

[Jordyboy9]

should have said borrowed from sqads memories of days gone bye

[jno]

have you transformed into Sqad? Wonderful what they can do with gene therapy!

[Jordyboy9]

SANDRA,if there was such a thing as answerbank HALL OF FAME this story should take pride of place

[Mamyalynne]

I think this story must fill your dreams each night as you mention it so often.;-)

[Sqad]

Jordy....no idea why you get excited........it was no big deal.

[ummmm]

Where did you get that story from?

[anneasquith]

Barbara Cartland ?

[Jordyboy9]

It’s something that appeals to my silly sense of humour Mamy,
Is anything wrong with that?
Seems pretty innocent to me.

[Jordyboy9]

Ummmm it’s one that Sandra (sqad)told a while ago

[Sqad]

Jordy....LOL...how about the one involving the Salvation Army Chorister selling War Cries'in the Blind Beggar Pub in Whitechapel?

[Jordyboy9]

Or your clandestine relationship with a nubile young lady in 1953 or thereabouts

[Peter Pedant]

story it is....
internally ( hahaha punb intended) it is clearly years post facto ( 50y?)
The final wasnt played at Deer Park that year
no majorettes - ever and if they did they werent called majorettes.
The blarpy music would just get in the way of decent drinking time.
If the skirt came off - he probably took it off himself - it is a man in drag innit ....
The police would not be called under any circumstances.
You have missed the bit where the so called majorette shouted:
the play isnt up to much but here is something worth looking at! before he whipped off his skirt .....

what DID happen that year - was clearly more interesting

[jackthehat]

Yes.
sqad doesn't need his ego stroking any more than is strictly necessary...

[Jordyboy9]

Sandra, jack says you don’t need your ego stroking
Would you agree?

[Sqad]

PP

"The final wasnt played at Deer Park that year "
I know.....it was the Semi Final.......read the OP more carefully.

Jordy, I have no interst in JTH,s opinion.

[Peter Pedant]

just checking.....

[Peter Pedant]

the real animals were Barts casuals

the first XV were better behaved - Wykeham Balme used to choose a member of the rugby team as a houseman as he said they werent much different from the prize winners. ( bigger I suppose )

You know about a third of my brother's (the paed see another thread) year's first XV have ended up in front of the GMC ? god unruly in their fifties.... incredible. we were all tight-buttocked like Marilyn Monroe

[Caran]

I am now very confused.
Why are you calling squad Sandra?
Have I had him wrong all this time?

[Mamyalynne]

Stay confused Caran, it's easier.

[tonyav]

and a mini skirt

What a trend setter, about 10 years ahead of fashion.