Constipation

[Rondy]

A college graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the lad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.
"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing," the graduate said, "Shoving them up my ***?"

[Jackdaw33]

If he were a maths graduate he could have worked it out with a pencil.

[Patsy33]

Lol!